Contemporary shower fixtures are only one of the items that rankle the president. He has frequently denounced toilets that he claims require flushing “ten or 15 times” and LED lightbulbs, which he faults for making him look orange.
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-showerheads-appliances-led-lights-regulation-energy-department-chaos?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post
@ProPublica searches like "how did Romans survive insane emperors?" are increasing in frequency
Anyone who has to flush 5-10 times has a problem, but it's not the toilet.
Fiber, man. Get some fiber.
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He wants us cooking in pots suspended over an open fire and using torches to light our homes. He must want to take America back before it was even discovered by Europeans, like the Dark Ages.
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Funny how people standing next to him under the same lights don't look orange, or how he still looks orange when he's standing outside in natural light. 🤔
@ProPublica Maybe he needs to flush toilets 10-15 times is bc he's so full of crap. Always trying to shift blame.
"MAINTAINING ACCEPTABLE WATER PRESSURE IN SHOWERHEADS"
#Trump is truly going down the entire list of every grievance or insult he's ever held or suffered from in his entire life
Now he's apparently reached #LowFlowShowerheads
Been an obsession with Trump for a decade
Can't wait for Trump to get to #LowFlushToilets
Maybe tomorrow...
@ProPublica He's orange because he's so full of bullshit
@ProPublica in Arthur Hailey's 1967 novel "Hotel," there's a thief who unintentionally steals a leather briefcase with an assload of money in it. Using razor blades, he cuts up the entire briefcase into little bits and flushes them all except the latches. It doesn't take him 15 flushes, even with spacing them out to avoid clogging pipes or attracting attention.
@ProPublica People who are full of shit have to flush a lot.
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Has he yet said anything about ‘our precious bodily fluids’? 🍑
@ProPublica Only a monumental egocentric incompetent asshole needs to share his struggles with toilets and showers. Normal people cope, or fix things if there really is a problem, or hire a plumber. Like AI, the orange menace hallucinates a lot.
@ProPublica , ok, so I get the shower head complaint given that I have a well. But being handy rather than handsome I just remove the restricter disk.