Conversation upon entering my local library:
Charlene (librarian): Hey, there you are!
Book: And there she is. How goes life?
C: (minor pleasant small talk)
C: I have something for you. I got this month's order (of new books) in and I kept one back for you. (Hands me a queer young adult novel I've been waiting for a while)
B: You are amazing. You and your red hair.
C: Oh, honey, I know.
We don't deserve librarians.