US airlines mandate preflight bladder vacuum and enema to save 20 cents per person per flight. First class a-holes excluded, they will be fed pound cake pre-flight. Commoner people upgrades excluded from first class benefits. #airlines #PassengerAdvisory #USA

Airlines Could Save $100 Million A Year If Everyone Went To The Bathroom Before Boarding - View from the Wing https://viewfromthewing.com/airline-lavatory-fee/