A selfish narcissist and his cash-strapped best friend hire a corrupt notary to swindle his estranged brother. After the notary dies in a freak accident, their elaborate scheme goes off the rails.

Tony and Tina are excited to get married but they dread having the ceremony. Tina's mother and Tony's father used to be an item and neither parent has gotten over their bitter breakup. As everyone comes together to help plan the event, the parents cannot stop bickering and they are constantly at each other's throat. Adding to their woes are an eccentric photographer, a stubborn priest, unhappy bridesmaids and hung over groomsmen.