Hervé is a lonely man who lives only for his self-defense courses. Fired from the zoo where he works because he depresses the animals, he becomes a night watchman in a factory. To pass the time, he watches the comings and goings of a strange pair of lovers: his colleague and his wife who sells her body with her husband's blessing.

37岁的男子埃尔维（Hervé P. Gustave 饰）是专门拍摄成人影片的演员，并有一个奇怪的昵称“保险套人”。他渐渐厌倦了这份工作，希望能彻底跳脱这里进入主流电影圈。他对自己的演技自信慢慢，然而事与愿违，转型之路艰辛坎坷，他很难得到主流电影圈的认同。万分苦恼之时，埃尔维邂逅了一个五颜六色、纹身穿钉的另类女演员——LZA（Elsa Steyaert 饰）……