An aged comedian tells the story of his early days and lack of success with women.

When a women's softball team win a game against a group of rough talking and dirty playing men, they find themselves unwittingly involved in a new competition with much higher stakes: life and death. After being horribly attacked and assaulted by their male competitors, the women are forced to use both their wits and strength to escape their tormentors and avenge their teammates.

Private detective Mike Hammer hunts down criminals on the mean streets of New York City.