In the dirty underbelly of the city, Natasha is plucked from a hellish life in the streets by Ivana, the fearsome boss of the Serbian crime syndicate. With nothing left to lose, Natasha strikes a Faustian bargain and joins Ivana's deadly chess match. Tasked with infiltrating the Italian mob, Natasha must take down the Godfather, or face her own destruction. But when Ivana's mysterious advisor, Cyrus, takes an interest in her, Natasha learns to be more than a pawn and play both sides of the war.

Before returning home to Ithaca, after years of fighting in the Trojan War, Odysseus meets with Helen of Troy, who gives him the strength to begin his decafe-long journey with an epic send-off interracial fuckfest you'll have to see to believe. Unprepared for the battle with the menacing and monstrous Cyclops, Odysseus turns to his divine protector, the goddess Athena. Not only does she help him muster the courage to face the Cyclops, she also works on his one-eyed monster. After escaping the Cyclops, Odysseus and his crew wash up on an unassuming island. The men fall under the spell of Circe's magic and it's up to Odysseus to save them. He confronts her, but finds he's no match for her sword-swallowing skills.