在一场意外中，阿仁（洪金宝 饰）不幸丧生，幸运的饰，机缘巧合之下他又死而复生了。可是，好不容易活过来的阿仁却希望自己不如就一直长眠不醒下去，因为他发现自己的阳具不见了！经历了多方打探，阿仁得知自己的小鸟被捐赠给了一位名叫麦克（钟镇涛 饰）的富豪，于是阿仁找到了他，试图向他要回本该属于自己的东西。 在麦克的帮助之下，阿仁的事业渐渐有了起色，一来二去之间，两人竟然产生了友谊。阿仁的母亲患上了老年痴呆症，在母亲完全失去记忆之前，阿仁希望能够让她看到自己的下一代诞生，于是，阿仁将麦克告上了法庭，谁知道麦克竟然不辞而别下落不明。

剧情描述叶芳华是香港一家基金公司的经理，她为了巩固在公司中的地位，私自调了一亿美元参予收购印尼油井计划，但合作公司却声称并无此计划。叶飞往印尼了解实情，发现合作人周文健并非当初在港洽谈计划的人，而周也被骗巨款。

Alan is a rich kid looking forward to a busy 24 hours: his birthday celebration tonight and attending court as witness in a criminal trial the next morning. Gal pal Wendy gets things rolling with plans for a night of non-stop partying. Alan's lawyer knows his client's unreliability, so he pressures Alan's dependable chum Chris to tag along. Chris's friend Sam, an entrepreneur eager to do business with Alan's crowd, also joins in for fun and profit. As they make the rounds, Alan gets increasingly plastered while searching for his latest infatuation, Ayaka. By sunrise, he's hardly in condition to testify and even the hangover-curing skills of bartender Cherry prove ineffective. As the deadline looms, another solution is sought. In the process, the guys discover their twilight craziness provided each with a new self-perspective that has intangibly changed their lives.

外地杀手入侵本地市场，揭开一幕恶性争减价战，以师父裘为首的一批资深本地杀手为了维护尊严，决以退稳方法表达不满！杀手阿典乘时下定决心转行及结婚去。 两年后阿典仍未能找得适合的工作，多年积蓄亦早已花光，性格乐天的阿典本并不急着，但怀孕的妻子阿雪因童年一次意外经历对公平医院有恐惧感，更断言祗会往私家医院生产，作为丈夫的不得不加点积极寻找赚钱机会，阿典始终转工不成却获劳工处转介参加雇员再培训计划，精神寄托是有了，但私家医院的消费仍是个大问题。染病的师父裘急需一笔医药费，瞒着徒弟们重出江湖，阿典得悉后担心不已，为保师父声他决不袖手旁观，本趋平淡的生活，再次翻起风浪！师徒俩为了准备复出行动显得有点有点紧张，雪看在眼里，开始对阿典师徒之装修师傅身份起了怀疑，一时之间典忙透极了，既是再培训学员也是职业杀手，也是产前讲座里的准爸爸，迎接小生的来临，令阿典悟戋生命可贵，反醒自身的角色是主宰人的生，还是死？计划展开不久事情便起了变化，老江湖师父裘中伏倒地不起，杀手反被杀手杀，该死的人不该死，受害人竟是买凶者！一切事情的终结祗待两条弓鉎命的来临才有定夺