The Croatian coast, 1914. Europe is in shambles and fear of the brewing military conflict of The Great War is slowly eating away at all facets of society. Fearing mobilization that had already cost the lives of many of his friends and aquaintances, a young man decides to flee to the United States and join many of his fellow townspeople in a recently established worker's colony in New York. However, upon arrival, he realizes that the only way to survive is for him to get involved with organized crime.

年轻牧师被派去亚里亚德海附近的小岛上增加当地居民的出生率，于是他在派送避孕套之前都要事先扎洞。他和当地的报商和药剂师一切废除了当地所有节育控制，后果却变得越来越复杂