After seasoned swindler Anatoly Papik was taken into custody in the courtroom, his relatives and accomplices decide to flee to hot countries, away from sin. The wife goes to Greece, the boss goes to Spain, and the “sixes” Shiloh and Bubble go to Turkey. Imagine the surprise of the two scoundrels when, on the Mediterranean coast, they come face to face with Papik, who theoretically should be “steaming on a bunk.” After certain search activities, it turns out that this is not Papik, but his exact copy, the Englishman Michael Smith. The scammers come up with a cunning plan to replace the “twin” Smith with Papik, who is languishing in prison.

A company of swindlers is creating a school of nannies and teachers to provide “educational” services to the population. The company's employees are exclusively homeless people from the area of ​​three stations, subordinate to the foreman. The people chosen are very diverse, and a decent legend with recommendations is composed for each one. Thus, the scammers not only deceived gullible citizens who fell for the advertisement, but also quite realistically solved the problem of the homeless by providing them with food and a roof over their heads.

They fell in love and got married - border guard Pavel Glazkov and medical school student Liza. And now he must return to his duty station. They are sure that the separation will be short-lived. And in the morning the war began ...

Dangerous repeat offenders Cabinet and Corkscrew arrive in Dagomys with the aim of abducting the president of the group, LJZh Zuev R.P. The head of the criminal investigation department, Major Sidorov Ivan, is preparing to meet the guest performers with dignity.

The sought-after and spoiled actor Slava loses everything at once - contracts, popularity, good relations with his family. However, the protagonist does not give up and, together with his agent, comes up with a dangerous adventure - to bury himself alive in order to resurrect his career and start from scratch.

影片根据真实事件改编。 苏联货船“涅任号”（注：Нежин，苏联切尔尼戈夫州城市）满载货物返航回国，船舱里装载着一种特殊物品——鸦片，它是为苏联医药工厂采购的生产原料。众所周知，鸦片也可以被当作毒品来使用，因此在海上长途运输这批价值昂贵的货物是冒着很大风险的。 “涅任号”在公海航行... 一天，值班水手发现前方不远处海面上漂着一个人，大家赶忙把他搭救上船。谁也没有料想到，可怜的“海难幸存者”竟是一名海盗。原来，贩毒集团盯上了“涅任号”运载的货物，因此花大价钱雇了一伙现代海盗来劫船，而这个所谓的“落水者”就是海盗们派出来的先锋。“落水者”利用苏联船员的善良骗取了信任，然后开始一步步实施他的罪恶计划：破坏船上机械设施，使“涅任号”失去动力和战斗力，接着发出信号让海盗船前来洗劫... 海盗的阴谋得逞了，涅任号及其装载的鸦片被匪徒们控制，苏联船员沦为阶下囚。不仅如此，为杜绝后患，毫无怜悯之心的匪徒们打算把全体苏联船员杀掉灭口... 在苍茫的大海上，势单力薄的苏联船员与20世纪的海盗们展开了殊死的战斗... 参加影片演出的有若干空手道高手。