经过特警队马虎培训出来的一伙人在社会上龙蛇混杂，令人啼笑，特警队为了树立警队良好的社会形象，以重新训练“升职”为名， 将他们送进一秘密特警训练基地，要将其训练成特警精英。然而鬼马教管却对他们进行各种捧腹大笑，惨无人道的特殊训练……

廖铁雄（廖俊饰）与卓壮（卓成功饰），二人同在一酒吧事故。某日廖太太消费，两人赶赴医院。乌龙护士错把临床的黑人婴儿抱给廖铁雄。廖一气之下，将老婆打跑。其后原形明白，但老婆出走了，两个大夫君只好带着婴儿回家。不久接到邮差（郑进一饰）送来退伍徽召令，两人无法带着婴儿去当兵。刘楠佛（胡瓜饰）看破二人带婴儿入营，廖、卓二人大为惶恐，为了抑制刘揭发。只得遵从刘的指挥。

The history begins in a small small village. The son lives with the father, and the daughter with mother, their parents constantly are at enmity and clash, bringing the matter to fights. Young people love each other, but their parents aren't happy with it and suggest them to go to the city to find to itself soulmates and it isn't simple to find halves, but also to be enriched with a money, and together with it to find the run-away parents. Searches are vain, they only find adventures on the fifth point and are got involved in fight with local бандюгами then them put in a monkey house. By accident they are found by the run-away parents, but problems becomes even more. Any yaposhka snub sporting goods store of their parents, causing them on any foolish competitions which also win and thus doing of their parents of full suckers...