Just lost your girl and John C. Holmes is your big brother? Let's go to the disco to get some fresh pussy.

Just like board games of the past, this film is of a generation that may have been forgotten in the wake of modern digital confusion and shorter attention spans. The vintage mind will always appreciate the type of sex that isn't had anymore.

In this sexual take-off of the contemporary film "The Big Chill", a seemingly innocent gathering of friends at a wake turns into a steamy, sex-filled romp when the participants are told their dear deceased friend would prefer they party not mourn his untimely demise. Tamara Longley with her deliciously long legs and tight derriere highlight the impending action with an anal sequence that is unparalleled in erotic cinema while exotic Kristara Barrington stands out like never before coupling uninhibitedly in four lascivious scenes including a flash-back cavorting with the deceased himself! Combined with an equally fiery, three-way anal fest featuring the eye-catching Tiffany Blake, and Susan Hart proving why she is considered one of the best oral gobblers ever on the screen, the pile driving action in this tongue-in-cheek film sizzles from beginning to end.

Somewhere deep below our nation’s capital lies a secret bomb shelter designed to protect the president in the event of a Russian attack. All of the president’s needs have been anticipated and provided for – from his favorite breakfast cereal to the “syntherotisizer,” a high-tech computer which can be programmed to produce android sex partners of any description. When investigative reporter Barbara Whoozie (Danielle) discovers the secret bunker she inadvertently trips its time lock sealing both her and Major Prod (J. Brooks), the shelter’s guard, for one full year.

A silly plot with a sex detective (Traci Lords) is called upon to get the rich guy to reveal the heirs to his fortune. Early sex scene with a nebbish like assistant Tom Byron gets the movie off to a good start. Eventually Traci gets to the house of the rich dude but never has to have sex with the guy to solve the case. Instead Traci has her usual encounters with a guy (Peter North) and a lesbian scene.

As Geppetto prepares for Christmas, Pinocchio joins a puppet show to earn money for a present. There he meets and elopes with the beautiful girl puppet, Julietta, leaving Geppetto alone and worried.