A randy guidance counselor personally tests the talents of his female students before they get jobs.

Handsome Jack and his sister Anne assume secret identities to prove that Captain Lust was responsible for the death of their father, The Count of Monte Cristo.

Linda sneaks into a manor house, discovering a mysterious stag film from the 1920s; after returning to a party, she is soon approached by suave and dashing Darrin Blue, who invites her on a drive and begins to share his incredible life story, from encounters with gangster molls in the 30s through to hippie freak outs in the 60s. But what is Darrin’s secret to remaining eternally youthful?

A trio of thugs go on a kidnapping rampage, first with a busty hitchhiker and then with a family of four--including two horny daughters.

Upon overhearing plans to be committed to an asylum, mentally-ill Karen runs away, taking refuge in an empty house on a remote beach. Slowly, her grip on reality diminishes, giving way to increasingly violent delusions and an ever-growing bloodlust.

In a restaurant in New York, the menu is unusual, with some sauces prepared by waiters on the spot. In this scenery, at another table, a reporter interviews a famous prostitute.

When Rhonda decides to marry the nice boy downstairs, she tells her flimsy fiancé that she is a virgin, and dedicated to preserving her untouched body for the wedding night.