The milquetoast Arnold Broomsteader works as an illustrator for American Automobile Magazine and is going nowhere fast. But in his fantasies, he steals a red Cadillac convertible and realizes all of his most outlandish sexual desires.

After five years of marriage, Stephanie is unsatisfied with her husband Al, she then visits a house of prostitution run by Josephine Farmer. She gets hired as a part-time lady of the afternoon after Farmer tests her lesbian style. Meanwhile Al beds down with next door neighbor Ginger, on the pretense of bumming a cigarette from her. Stephanie gets a first customer who's quite uptight and she relaxes him patiently bringing him to a money shot. Hubby Al finds the madam's business card in a book Stephanie was reading, and he heads there, nicely serviced by whore Toni.

A college professor loves poetry —but loves his students even more.

Candy Mason is a lady who is tired of sucking on her own thumb. She goes on the prowl for something else to put into her mouth. With her wild girlfriends, she takes on every guy in the neighborhood.