Elmer, an elf child, steals Santa's sleigh and goes out to the real world, pretending to be a real boy.

Thirteen-year-old Desi has two big problems: her cartoonist father is being duped by a sexy, money-hungry agent, and she needs to find a date for a friend's birthday party. An apprentice angel is sent to Earth to help Desi deal with the situation.

Donnie and her whores strap on guns, saddle up, and ride out seeking justice.