李明（李治廷 饰）是一位撩妹高手，面对眼前的莺莺燕燕，李明虽然从来都不动真心，但总能够轻而易举就获得她们的芳心。很快，李明便从自己的这项技能中发现了商机，伙同女友觅觅（吴昕 饰）等四名好友，李明走上了情感诈骗的道路。
然而一场意外的发生让李明马失前蹄，觅觅亦因此身陷险境。为了拯救觅觅，李明不得不前往云南去寻找一位名叫阿隆（黄龄 饰）的女子，阿隆的手中，掌握着找到觅觅下落的关键线索。面对高冷的阿隆，李明施展出了一系列惯用伎俩，哪知道统统不奏效，被阿隆四两拨千斤般的一一化解。在两人“博弈”的过程中，李明渐渐开始明白感情的真谛。

As a person who has taken art exams, Guo Jiang chose to enter the industry of "art exam training" after graduating from university. His role is that of both an educator and a businessman, although most of the time he prefers to appear as "Mr. Guo". The stage on which Mr. Guo's skills are put to use is a small county in central Henan, which is also his hometown. This documentary is about Guo Jiang's career and life.In short, hovering between the desire and the so-called ideal, adhere to or let go, he needs to make a choice.

故事发生在某大型海洋世界，卖鱼大叔牙叔（葛优 饰）、海豚训练员阿乐（岳云鹏 饰）和海洋馆保安杜治国（杜淳 饰）因工作结识，因境遇相怜。他们奋力挣扎，却最终遭受情感的挫折。这一晚，三人相约聚餐，借酒浇愁，在晕头转向、不省人事的时候，一辆汽车来到海洋馆。醉眼迷蒙的牙叔稀里糊涂在货单上签了字，第二天醒来却发现海洋馆的明星海豚宝宝被他卖到了国外。这桩意外顿时把三人的酒都吓醒了，而他们也成为盗售海豚的重要嫌疑人。
在此之后，他们匆匆忙忙踏上寻找海豚的征程，一路上更是闹出了无数的笑话……

Set during the 14th year of Chenghua Emperor's reign, Tang Fan, a sixth rank official and Sui Zhou, an embroidered uniform guard, join hands to crush a conspiracy to maintain peace and order for the people.