A Cheers takeoff, with Tiffany Million as the Diane Chambers waitress who returns to reclaim her job from Rebecca (Summer Knight).

Mark Evans bring his friend Gordon Parks to a sex castle to help with his problem - Gordon is afraid he might secretly be gay. Gordon has sex with Moana but is unable to ejaculate, amplifying his fears. Moana's solution to try and cure him is a novel treatment. The second half of a two-part movie.

Meet Jean-Paul Slamdog. The Creasemaster. His obsession is the crease, and not just your everyday, average crease. No, Slamdog's in love with the crease between a beautiful woman's legs - and he'll do anything to get at it. His only problem is a four letter word. W-I-F-E.

The crew has found life on the planet Uranus. The inhabitants are discovered to be assholes: a bean-eating, bad smelling, sex hungry form of female humanoids. As representatives of the human race, the earthlings set off to exploit Uranus and its habitats.