A bizarre sexual spoof of Tolkien's LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy where a nerdy New Jersey computer programmer named Scroto Baggins is chosen to save Middle Earth from its untimely doom.

Three werewolf women from Uranus are sent to Earth to exterminate all bullies, stooges, and sexists in New York City.

Zarathustra announces the birth of the superman and describes his views on a variety of subjects during an encounter with a group of youth.