Professor Von Dracula, a vampire scientist, leaves Transylvania for Cuba, where he invents "Vampisol," a potion that allows vampires to survive in sunlight. When the professor announces his intention to donate the formula free-of-charge to vampires all over the world, the Vampire Mafia from Chicago and the European Group of Vampires from Düsseldorf try to muscle in and steal the formula. The action escalates crazily as an assortment of bad guys, police, vampires and other monsters, and our hero and his girlfriend are all caught up in the chase.

这是对后殖民时代“乌托邦”古巴的一次身临其境的隐喻性描绘。1898年，缅因号在古巴的爆炸至今历历在目，这场大爆炸结束了西班牙在美洲的殖民统治，开启了美利坚帝国时代。与此同时，一个强大的征服工具诞生了：电影宣传。在这部纪录片中，导演索珀与哈瓦那非凡的人民——尤其是被他称为“年轻先知”的哈瓦那儿童——一起探索百年以来电影是如何制造神话并以此进行国际干预，并对时间、帝国主义和电影本体进行了质询。