Women adore Andrey, and he loves to... use them. His life unexpectedly changes after meeting an extraordinary girl, Nastya, with whom he spends a random night. She turns out to be the granddaughter of a real witch. Nastya's granny decides to teach Andrey a lesson, who, in her opinion, offended her granddaughter and rewards the womanizer with horns. The only way for Andrey to get rid of this branchy decoration is true, mutual love.

Russian scientists have created an android policeman. Perfect in all respects, Captain Anna Nikolaevna Korolkevich goes to serve in a provincial city to see real life and become a human. Colleagues think that Anna Nikolaevna is the daughter of the deputy minister, and nothing portends trouble until humanization goes too far.