In the shadows of your mind, a distant memory of sexual awakening refuses to die. Perhaps it was the first strip club you ever walked into. The erotic tension was so thick you could barely breathe. Everywhere you looked there was a sexy dancer showing off, inviting you into her web, and for a tip, rubbing against you and letting you cop a feel. This is the story of a man's search for that ultimate long lost turn on.

There's a serial cummer on the loose and he may be cumming your way! But not if Government Agency for Monitoring Sex can help it! Head agent McDick hires the luscious Charlie La Tour and detective Dumm to find this JIZM junkie.