Tom is a small-time drifter without a care in the world until he finds himself trapped on a dangerous, remote island and infatuated with a mysterious young woman who seems part beautiful innocent, part not-so-innocent.

Lacy Dunk wants to find a treasure buried by her ancestors. For this, she needs help and hires men and women because the place is dangerous. But aren't those people she hired more dangerous than anything else? Aren't they willing to kill her to get the treasure?

British sad sack Gary is a failed entrepreneur who has just arrived in Beijing's stylish Sanlitun district, allegedly to start a business. There are other reasons why he has uprooted himself — he's followed his ex-wife and young son, for one — but he soon finds out that China isn't the easiest place to succeed. Blissfully untouched by self-awareness, and only fitfully in tune with reality, Gary sallies forth to make money, armed with faith in himself and little to no knowledge of Chinese culture. He soon hooks up with Frank, a trust-fund kid from Australia who offers to mentor Gary in Eastern ways, although Frank's pedagogical method is restricted to yelling at Gary for being a Westerner and not being as "Chinese" as him.

风流才子唐伯虎的后人唐拾义，继承先祖的风流才智并青出于蓝，且有过之而无不及，号称当代第一咸才子，经常冷落娇妻，淫人妻女。一日，唐拾义被一个道士捉奸在床，惨遭杀害，不仅小弟弟被割，灵魂还被道士困在尿壶中…… 「圣洁灵中学」乃香港成绩最差的私校，老处女校长兼校董方安心，一直联同教师新叔，希望以爱诱导学生从善，可惜……