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[Malcolm] Are you fucking kidding me?

你他妈在搞笑？

Are you kidding me, ma'am?

你他妈在逗我？

Are you fucking-- In the next line!

你他妈——还有下一行

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

妈的！妈的！

She says it's a "genuine masterwork."

她说这是一部“天才之作”

A genuine fucking--

他妈的天才——

I can't read this fucking shit anymore.

我读不下去这垃圾玩意了

It's too fucking moronic.

他妈的太傻逼了

The fact that the LA Times will hire such a fucking halfwit is beyond me.

我完全不能理解《洛杉矶时报》为什么会雇这种蠢人

First, she says that I brilliantly subvert the white savior trope.

她一开始说我出色地颠覆了白人救世主的套路

She is a savior. She's trying to save her,

女主角就是救世主，她在拼尽全力拯救自己

so how the fuck did I subvert it, lady? How?

所以女士，请问我他妈到底怎么颠覆了套路？

You wanna know how?

你想知道吗？

It's because I'm Black!

答案是因为我是黑人！

If I was white, she would've said I fell for the trope.

如果我是白人，她就会说我掉进了这种套路

But because I'm a man, she can question my intention

可因为我是男的，她又可以质疑我的意图

saying that I'm revelling in the trauma of a woman.

说我沉迷于一个女人的创伤经历

"Better implied than depicted."

“暗示比明示更好”

The fuck out of here! Why?

我服了！到底为什么这么说？

Because Taylor took her shirt off?

就因为泰勒在那场戏里脱了衬衫？

[Marie] I'm sure she just doesn't think that the nudity was necessary.

我想她只是认为那幕裸露没有必要

[Malcolm] None of it is necessary, Marie.

这不是必要不必要的问题

None of this shit is necessary.

因为什么都可以说没必要

Movement, blocking, lighting, fucking digital versus film.

动作、调度、灯光 他妈的数码和胶片的选择

This cut here, that cut here.

这个转场 那个转场

Let's pan. Two-shot. None of this shit matters.

摇镜头…这些东西通通不重要

It's all about what you want.

重要的是你想表达什么

But my fucking problem with her before she even wrote this dumb-ass, bitch-ass, pussy-ass review is the same after readin' this cock-sucking, motherfucking, dog-dick review.

在她写这篇他妈愚不可及的影评之前，我他妈就对她有意见

读完这篇他妈狗日的烂得冒泡的影评之后，我对她的意见和之前一样

She's not looking at the film.

她根本没在看电影

The ideas in it, the emotions, or the craft.

电影的主旨，情感，或是技巧

Cinema doesn't need to have a fucking message.

电影不用传达什么他妈的态度

It needs to have a heart and electricity.

它需要用心、需要感染力

Morons like this sap the world of its mystery because they need everything spelt out with fucking A-B-C blocks.

像她这种蠢货消弭了世界的神秘性，非要把话说成大白话他们才能听懂

And they're terrified to embrace anything potentially dangerous

他们害怕接纳任何潜在危险的事物

because they're trying to predict the culture.

因为他们总想要预测文化

This fucking bobble-head shouldn't be writing for the LA fucking Times.

这傻逼不应该给他妈的《洛杉矶时报》写影评

She should be holding smiling sun placards for the local news because all she is, is a motherfucking weatherman!

她应该给地方新闻举那种印着微笑的太阳公公的布告牌，因为她完全就是个他妈天气预报员！

Or weather woman. Whatever.

或是女天气预告员，管他妈的

[Marie] Malcolm.

马尔科姆

[Malcolm] What?

怎么了

[Marie] She did call it a genuine masterwork.

她确实说你的电影是“天才之作”

[Malcolm] I don't give a fuck!

你看我他妈在乎吗！

Unlike her, at least I'm consistent.

不像她 我至少说话前后一致

You can't hang everything on identity.

搞评论不能总是什么都拿身份说事

You can't say that I brilliantly subverted this trope 'cause I'm Black,

你不能因为我是黑人，就说我出色地颠覆了套路

but I fell into this one because I'm a fucking man!

同时因为我是男的又说我掉进了这个套路！

Identities are constantly shifting.

身份在不停地变化

Does the male gaze exist if the filmmaker's gay and not straight?

如果导演是男同而不是直男，那男性凝视存不存在？

And to what degree? What if they're asexual?

又到什么程度？如果他是无性恋呢？

What if they're transitioning and you don't even know it?

如果他在变性，而且你不知道 又怎么说？

You can only look back at things and wonder what the fuck it all means!

你只会事后穿凿附会地胡乱诠释

I mean, why did Ben Hecht and Selznick,

拜托，本赫克特和塞尔兹尼克

two fucking Jewish men, spend so much time on Gone With the Wind?

两个犹太男人，为什么要花这么多时间拍《乱世佳人》？

To this day, no one can explain to me why the fuck Billy Wilder made Spirit of St. Louis and lionized that Nazi bastard Lindbergh, huh?

直到今天都没人能跟我解释为什么比利怀德要拍《林白征空记》

吹捧林白这样一个纳粹王八蛋

Or why Ida Lupino loved film noir and fucking violent men.

为什么艾达卢皮诺喜欢黑色电影和暴力男性？

Why Ed Wood wore fucking panties?

为什么艾德伍德要他妈穿女式内裤？

He wore panties and made B films about fucking space aliens.

他穿女式内裤拍关于外星人的B级片！

Or Elaine May was fascinated with emotionally stunted men.

为什么伊莲梅对情感发育不良的男人着迷？

I mean, did she see herself in them?

是因为她在他们身上看见了自己的影子吗？

Did she hate them in real life, but wanted to get to know them through the work?

还是因为她生活里厌恶这种人，但想通过工作了解他们？

The fact that Barry Jenkins isn't gay, is that what made Moonlight so universal?

巴里杰金斯不是同性恋，这是《月光男孩》具有普遍性的原因吗？

Or was being gay the reason Cukor empathized with women more than men?

乔治库克是同性恋，他对女性比对男性更能共情是因为这吗？

It's all a mystery is the point!

这些神秘不可解之处才是重点！

What drives a filmmaker? What drives an artist?

驱动电影人的是什么？驱动艺术家的是什么？

I mean, why did Pontecorvo, a fucking rich Italian Jewish man…

拜托，彭泰科沃，一个有钱的意大利犹太男人…

Why did he fucking feel such a kinship to Algerian Muslim guerrilla fighters that he fucking made Battle of Algiers?

为什么会对阿尔及利亚穆斯林游击队员感同身受，以至于要拍《阿尔及尔之战》？

A fucking classic! Tell me that!

这是他妈的经典电影！谁能跟我解释？

Can you tell me that? Fucking Karen!

你能解释吗 ？他妈的凯伦？

Can you tell me that? You can't, can you?

你能解释吗？你不能，是吧？

Because why? 'Cause nobody knows!

为什么？因为没人知道答案！

Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck knows?

谁他妈知道？谁他妈知道？

Why did I shoot the scene the way I did?

为什么我要那样拍那场戏？

Is it because I'm a man? because I'm straight?

因为我是男的？因为我是异性恋？

Is it because I'm desensitized to violence

因为我对暴力麻木不仁？

or is it because I believe that if you witness trauma onscreen, the audience should also feel that fucking trauma?

还是因为我相信，观众如果在银幕上看见受创伤的过程，就能够对创伤感同身受？

That is the mystery of art. Of film. What drives someone to make something and fucking say something.

这就是艺术的神秘之处，是电影的神秘之处，是一个人创作一样事物，说某句话的动机。

Now, you can criticize this system, which, like every fucking system, is white as fuck, and in our business, fucking male and white as fuck!

你可以批评这个体制，因为它跟所有体制一样，白到亮瞎眼，我们的电影行业被他妈白人男一手遮天！

I mean, goddamn!

妈的！

I've been waiting my whole life,

我等了一辈子

I've been askin', "Where the fuck are all the Black filmmakers,

我一直都在问，“天下的黑人电影制片人都去哪儿了？”

'cause I'm gettin' sick and tired of these little British boys

我真是烦透了那些英国人

runnin' around here all in they feelings trying to overcome a fucking birth defect to save the fucking Queen from Hitler."

整天琢磨着要怎么克服天生缺陷，去保护女王不被希特勒伤害

Just do me a fucking favor, all right?

就当帮我个忙，行吗?

Ban every fucking film with a postscript, and we'll be good.

把有后记的电影全都禁掉，这样我们就能长进一大截

We'll be fucking great!

他妈的好一大截！

But to write shit like this?

但写这狗屎影评？

To write this bullshit?

满篇胡说八道

To box people in

来束缚观众的眼界

because you don't have the love of film,

就因为你根本不热爱电影

because you don't have the mind to critique the form, medium, technique.

因为你根本不够格，你没有批评形式、媒介、技术的头脑

You don't have the words to describe the emotions

你缺乏语言来描述电影的情感

or too much fear that you're not gonna get clicks,

你害怕文章没有点击量

or too much fear that the mob's gonna turn on you.

害怕被键盘侠围攻

Fuck you for inhibiting the ability for artists to dream about what life may be like for other fucking people.

去你妈的！你打压艺术家的想象力，剥夺他们想象别样生活的能力

Fuck you! Twice! With a sick cactus dick!

Even if you come up short, even if you could do better, fuck you!

就算你只是没做到够好

就算你能做得更好 去你妈的！

You're the reason they make this stale, safe, stagnant turgid shit in the first place!

就是因为有你这种人，他们才不肯冒险，才做出了陈腐、停滞不前的烂货！

You're the reason! Not me!

你才是罪魁祸首！我不是！

You're the reason!

你才是罪魁祸首！

I mean, you should be fucking bold!

你他妈才应该大胆一点！

You should be fucking reckless!

你他妈应该无所畏惧！

People should be fucking reckless!

人们应该无所畏惧！

They should be yelling at the top of their lungs!

他们应该扯着嗓子喊！

Hey, Karen! Hey, Al!

喂！凯伦！喂！阿尔！

I hear you, and I don't give a fuck!

我听见你说的话了， 但我他妈的不在乎！

Because they're not gonna get any better until they start rebelling against this purist, moralistic, academic nonsense

因为如果我们不拿出斯派克李拍《为所应为》时反抗白人霸权制度那样的勇气，

in the same way Spike Lee rebelled against the white system when he made Do the Right Thing.

去反抗如今这种讲究完全正确的说教式学术废话，我们就不会有任何进步

Normally, I wish death upon someone like this.

要是平时我遇到这种人

Someone who lacks the fucking imagination like this.

这种缺乏想象力的傻逼，我会诅咒她去死

But instead, I'm gonna pray fucking hard,

可今天我不，我要他妈使劲祈祷

the way my mama taught me, that she gets fucking carpal tunnel,

像我妈教我的那样，使劲祈祷她得腕管综合征

until her hands atrophy and cramp

直到她的手萎缩抽筋

and she can no longer write nonsensical fucking garbage like this anymore!

叫她再也写不出他妈傻了吧唧的胡扯影评！