Added Finding Emily to Watched Movies
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Rated The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 8/10
First time watching this since I decided to be a smart arse when doing Auteur Theory in A-Level Film Studies by picking Peter Greenaway instead of someone stylistically obvious like Tarantino or Burton. No fucking idea what a 17-year-old me wrote about between this, The Baby of Macon, and 8 1/2 Women.22 or so years later — still a gruesome take on humanity through the juvenile replication of Baroque paintings. Beauty smeared in dog shit. Maddening yet so utterly engrossing.
Added Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) to Watched Movies
Rated A View to a Kill 8/10
Unexpectedly enjoyable given Moore’s obvious age, but making a lady a quiche then calling it an omelette has to be the least Bond thing ever
Rated My Own Private Idaho 8/10
Obviously River is the one who takes the deserved plaudits for his performance, but anyone who says Keane can’t act should be forced to watch him in this.
Added You Can See Everything to Movie Watchlist
Added Shrek the Third to Watched Movies
Added In Jeff We Trust to Watched Movies
Added Shrek Forever After to Watched Movies
Added Cunk on Shakespeare to Movie Watchlist
Added Coyote vs. Acme to Movie Watchlist
Rated Pulse 8/10
Amazing. Atmospheric. Creepy. The storytelling is not that good sadly. Warning this one got hands!
Rated Rental Family 5/10
It could’ve been so much more profound. Instead, it chose to swing from cheesy to surprisingly forgiving of prostitution, but I guess that’s mostly westerners in Asia
Added Possible Love to Movie Watchlist
Rated Coyote vs. Acme 8/10
i actually got pretty emotional when he said beep beepoverall this was just pretty fun