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353d

DS9 scene. Jadzea Dax is sitting on a shuttlecraft. (Or runabout I loose track, it's the minivan lil' flyer guy that pops out of the cargo bay for little zoomies on away missions)
She's got look on her face like she hasn't eaten in many hours and is thinking about a big pizza. Closed caption reads, "I want to be embarrassed by the size of our room."

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346d

TNG scene, 3 pictures. We're on ship in Worf's quarters. Troi is sitting on the bed in her blue counselor uniform. There's some wavy 1990's glass looking artwork hanging on the wall. She's looking curiously at the doorway to her room that leads out into the rest of the quarters. Next picture is Worf, from Troi's perspective . He has ribbed forehead loaf because he's Klingon, and all you see is his head peeking around the corner looking in at Troi. Beyond him is more decoré, including a bat'leth sword thingy hanging on the wall. Final picture is Troi leaning to the side peering back at Worf as if trying to see him more clearly with a big happy smile. No caption.

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344d

DS9 scene. Gul Dukat is sitting at a DS9 station desk, with a big space station window behind him showing stars. There is a baseball on the desk. Dukat is wearing a ridged hard leather official uniform that looks uncomfortable. His face and skin is gray, and he has boney ridges running all up and down his face, kind of intimidating. He's holding his hands up like he's pondering something out loud. Closed caption reads, "Is there a single... statue of me on Bajor?"

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344d

Spock, like all of us, stares at his computer.

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340d

DS9 scene. We're in what looks like a classroom with a star chart and LCARS display on the back wall showing an infographic of an alien looking seahorse. Standing just in front of the displays in his gold uniform is Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can punch a cyclops between the eye. Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can win an arm wrestling contest with both hands tied behind his back, is looking skeptical, like he's asking a question he's very suspicious of. Closed caption reads, "You're saying the Vulcan stole your homework?"

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340d

DS9 scene. We're on station with Odo and Kira. Odo has a very smooth face, Kira has a ribbed nose, and both are in station uniforms. Kira is looking at something wistfully, and Odo is behind, looking at her. Kind of soap opera style staging. Closed caption reads, "I don't use the bucket anymore."

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339d

Data is pictured in uniform in a dimly lit old tymey looking hotel. He's making that face you make when you do the French accent frog laughing sounds "HU HU HU HU HU."
Closed caption reads, "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]"

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341d

An older Captain Riker is pictured up close. He's looking down with a thousand mile stare, as if he just realized the nihilists were right. Closed caption reads, "I don't understand the world anymore."

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169d

#StarTrek #ChiefMilesEdwardObrien

Deep Space 9 scene. We're in some kind of "sporting court" room with targets on the walls. It's a series of 4 pictures and this scene features Dr. Bashir as well as Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, a man who can kill 2 stones with one bird. Bashir is wearing a fancy space athletic outfit type thing, whereas Chief O'Brien, who can hear sign language, is wearing a brown shirt that kind of looks like a potato sack. In pictures 1, 2, and 3, Bashir is making exaggerated hand motions almost like a guy directing traffic, very spastic and with community theater levels of facial expression in each. In the 4th pic, Chief O'Brien, who sleeps with a pillow under his phaser, has a rich 'WTF' look on his face at whatever it is Bashir is doing. No caption.

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338d

#StarTrek #4thOfJuly

Close up on Quark, a Ferengi with a smooth domed head and ears that are giant and ridgey and a nose that kind of looks like a pine cone. He is pursing his mouth and doing a Jim from the office "oh brother" look right at us. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."

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173d

new Star Trek:TOS bot is now online at @trekkies if you wish to see more auto-generated silliness IN SPACE on your timeline

@https://mastodon.social/

#StarTrek #TOS #Kirk #Spock #McCoy #ThoseOldScientists #Trekkies #Trek

Captain Kirk in a red lit room covered in computer lights. He's saying, "...so I told the Klingon crewman, 'Be a warrior, not a worrier'."

Spock is standing next to Uhura on the bridge of the Enterprise as he says, "Scans indicate there is a highly advanced sense of schadenfreude in here."

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329d

DS9 scene. We're in Quarks Bar. Odo is seen with his smooth face and tan on brown uniform. Next to him is Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best GD lemonade you've ever tasted. O'Brien is reading a PADD and concentrating. Odo is mid-sentence and looks bored. Closed caption reads, "I'm... I'm busy on Saturday."

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321d

Riker and Picard, on ship, are standing in uniform. Picard looks kind of p-o'd, Riker less so. Closed caption reads, "Kamala is the key to peace between our two worlds."

Edited 320d ago

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103d

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene.
Dax is sitting in Quark's Bar (remember, from yesterday). She has little dots that run from her hairline down her neck that looks like little tattoos but really they're just part of her whole deal as an alien. She's holding up 2 fingers to indicate the size of something. Here, she's indicating something is very small. No caption.

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241d

Which series do you prefer? #StarTrek #TNG #DS9

49% TNG
51% DS9

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164d

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
#StarTrek

DS9 holiday special scene. Weyoun is pictured in mid-thought. He has large and extra long ribbed ears that stretch further down the face than earth humans, aligning more with the jaw line, and have horizontal loafy ridges up and down.
Closed caption reads, "Oh, ho, ho, ho."

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316d

DS9 scene. Quark, a ferengi with a smooth large bald butt like head and big exaggerated earlobes is standing in Odo's office and speaking at him with an intense smoulder. We see Odo from behind in his chair. Closed caption reads, "You can just turn into a couch."

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123d

Star Trek Enterprise scene. Captain Archer, in uniform, stands on the bridge of the NX Enterprise. It's a blue uniform, with some gold piping. Not my fav of the franchise tbh, but it's serviceable. Just always felt like they could have been a bit more exuberant WRT color is all. Sorry, I don't mean to get so emotional about all this. Closed caption reads, "When you flush the toilet, where does it go?"

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18d

https://self-made-purgatories.tumblr.com/post/777297494938976256/i-mean-thats-basically-the-plot-of-shore-leave
#startrek #thepremise

McCoy chasing Kirk, blurred out, from Shore Leave
"can you come collect your freak of a man please
he's doing things"

Spock at console, leaning over, concerned
"no i set him loose on purpose
he needs enrichment"

Edited 18d ago

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162d

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge and close in on Captain Picard in his command red uniform. He's sitting in the captain's chair, hand to chin, and super focused and listening to something with visible intensity. Probably a cool scientific report on a nebular or cool new type of spacial anomaly. Closed caption reads, "I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board."

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266d

TOS scene.
Kirk is standing outside with some ladies in silver getups behind him onlooking. Kirk looks shooketh and startled. He's #sweaty and his shirt is cut open acrossway nip to nip and it looks like someone just grazed him with a sword. No caption, just a boob window.

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21d

Happy #FishFriday !

Time to #MakeSomethingFishy

**not affiliated with #HashtagGames** but my shameless promotion of my Ebay store where I sell hand crafted aquarium ornaments and other things. But feel free to play along!

https://www.ebay.com/usr/crystal_fish_caves #tropicalfish #aquarium #cichlids #crafts #handmade #pets #FishofMastodon #fedigiftshop #art #FishFriday #fishtank #startrek

Kahn's face replaced with a wrasse fish down to the ridiculous blonde bangs for Wrasse of Kahn

Sea Dragons artfully photoshopped into the horse race starting gates for Ru Paul's Sea Dragon Race

A Squid with a tattoo machine is surrounded by fishy flash for Squid Ink Master

A colorful Wrasse fish carries a bunch of grapes for the Grapes of Wrasse

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316d

Strange New Worlds scene. Hemmer is shown, in red uniform. He's a alien fella, grayish pale skin, white hair, 2 big antennas popping out of his head. Also has some rippling around his cheeks, palpatine-esqu. Here, he looks kind of pained/doubled over. Closed caption reads, "I am not fond of teams."

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310d

DS9 scene. The Sisko, Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, and Quark are pictured. But it's like they're just normal earth people in the 1950s, no makeup or loaf. Chief O'Brien, famous for playing the role of "the Force" in the Star Wars series, is shown here smoking a pipe and looking quizzical. All 3 are watching something off screen and looking skeptical. Closed caption reads, "That is the worst garbage I have ever seen."

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161d

Welcome to another round of #HangTrek, a #StarTrek #puzzle.

The phrase has 9 words.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The rules are at https://mastodon.social/@chrysomeles/112461799676962075. Feel free to guess the whole phrase at any time.

This first poll will run for 6 hours.

39% N as in Nerys
39% R as in Rom
11% K as in Klingon
11% F as in Ferengi

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