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#StarTrek

Data is pictured in uniform in a dimly lit old tymey looking hotel. He's making that face you make when you do the French accent frog laughing sounds "HU HU HU HU HU."
Closed caption reads, "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]"

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220d

#StarTrek

An older Captain Riker is pictured up close. He's looking down with a thousand mile stare, as if he just realized the nihilists were right. Closed caption reads, "I don't understand the world anymore."

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#StarTrek #ChiefMilesEdwardObrien

Deep Space 9 scene. We're in some kind of "sporting court" room with targets on the walls. It's a series of 4 pictures and this scene features Dr. Bashir as well as Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, a man who can kill 2 stones with one bird. Bashir is wearing a fancy space athletic outfit type thing, whereas Chief O'Brien, who can hear sign language, is wearing a brown shirt that kind of looks like a potato sack. In pictures 1, 2, and 3, Bashir is making exaggerated hand motions almost like a guy directing traffic, very spastic and with community theater levels of facial expression in each. In the 4th pic, Chief O'Brien, who sleeps with a pillow under his phaser, has a rich 'WTF' look on his face at whatever it is Bashir is doing. No caption.

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218d

#StarTrek #4thOfJuly

Close up on Quark, a Ferengi with a smooth domed head and ears that are giant and ridgey and a nose that kind of looks like a pine cone. He is pursing his mouth and doing a Jim from the office "oh brother" look right at us. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."

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new Star Trek:TOS bot is now online at @trekkies if you wish to see more auto-generated silliness IN SPACE on your timeline

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#StarTrek #TOS #Kirk #Spock #McCoy #ThoseOldScientists #Trekkies #Trek

Captain Kirk in a red lit room covered in computer lights. He's saying, "...so I told the Klingon crewman, 'Be a warrior, not a worrier'."

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Spock is standing next to Uhura on the bridge of the Enterprise as he says, "Scans indicate there is a highly advanced sense of schadenfreude in here."

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209d

#StarTrek

DS9 scene. We're in Quarks Bar. Odo is seen with his smooth face and tan on brown uniform. Next to him is Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best GD lemonade you've ever tasted. O'Brien is reading a PADD and concentrating. Odo is mid-sentence and looks bored. Closed caption reads, "I'm... I'm busy on Saturday."

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200d

#StarTrek

Riker and Picard, on ship, are standing in uniform. Picard looks kind of p-o'd, Riker less so. Closed caption reads, "Kamala is the key to peace between our two worlds."

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121d

Which series do you prefer? #StarTrek #TNG #DS9

49% TNG
51% DS9

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44d

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#StarTrek

DS9 holiday special scene. Weyoun is pictured in mid-thought. He has large and extra long ribbed ears that stretch further down the face than earth humans, aligning more with the jaw line, and have horizontal loafy ridges up and down.
Closed caption reads, "Oh, ho, ho, ho."

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196d

#StarTrek

DS9 scene. Quark, a ferengi with a smooth large bald butt like head and big exaggerated earlobes is standing in Odo's office and speaking at him with an intense smoulder. We see Odo from behind in his chair. Closed caption reads, "You can just turn into a couch."

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#StarTrek

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41d

#StarTrek

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145d

#StarTrek

TOS scene.
Kirk is standing outside with some ladies in silver getups behind him onlooking. Kirk looks shooketh and startled. He's #sweaty and his shirt is cut open acrossway nip to nip and it looks like someone just grazed him with a sword. No caption, just a boob window.

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195d

#StarTrek

Strange New Worlds scene. Hemmer is shown, in red uniform. He's a alien fella, grayish pale skin, white hair, 2 big antennas popping out of his head. Also has some rippling around his cheeks, palpatine-esqu. Here, he looks kind of pained/doubled over. Closed caption reads, "I am not fond of teams."

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190d

#StarTrek

DS9 scene. The Sisko, Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, and Quark are pictured. But it's like they're just normal earth people in the 1950s, no makeup or loaf. Chief O'Brien, famous for playing the role of "the Force" in the Star Wars series, is shown here smoking a pipe and looking quizzical. All 3 are watching something off screen and looking skeptical. Closed caption reads, "That is the worst garbage I have ever seen."

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Welcome to another round of #HangTrek, a #StarTrek #puzzle.

The phrase has 9 words.

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The rules are at https://mastodon.social/@chrysomeles/112461799676962075. Feel free to guess the whole phrase at any time.

This first poll will run for 6 hours.

39% N as in Nerys
39% R as in Rom
11% K as in Klingon
11% F as in Ferengi

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185d

#StarTrek

TNG scene. We're very close in on Picard. His blue eyes sparkle. He has a blank sort of distant daydreaming look. Closed caption reads, "I think it is perhaps best to be ignorant."

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184d

#StarTrek

DS9 scene. The Deep Space 9 space station, a real beauty, is shown floating in dark space surrounded by distant stars. It's a circular large ring horizontally to the viewer even tho space has no up or down obvs, and has 3 long arms that extend up and down curved inward as docking ports. A few ships hover in and around. This is a episode title card versus a closed caption. It reads, "WALTZ"

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174d

#StarTrek

TNG scene. We're on ship and see young Wesley Crusher wearing his trademark blue / blue / orange / red / blue sweater, while seated at a computer console. He's turned around and chatting with someone, hopefully a responsible adult who can turn this into a real teachable moment. Closed caption reads, "How can a chemical substance provide an escape?"

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170d

#StarTrek

DS9 scene. We're on a shuttlecraft or roundabout or whatever, I get them confused. Inside at the consoles is sitting Jadzea Dax, Dr. Bashir, and Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. In the first pic we see O'Brien, who can parallel park a train, holding up two fingers about 2 inches apart to indicate something is very small. In the second picture, Bashir is doing the same hand sign, only his fingers are much closer together indicating an even smaller size. No caption.

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Here's a #HangTrek extra. This is a #StarTrekTOS quote. It's very well-known. But I've been thinking it's too long & involved for the usual. So instead I'm going to leave it here with no polls & no further hints. If no one has guessed this by the time I run the next HangTrek, I may use this. Otherwise, I have lots of other candidates in my notes.

Please use a CW if you guess, in case you're wrong. 🖖

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1, 10, 11, 3, 6, 8, 4, 9, 2, 7

@allstartrek

#StarTrek #puzzles #games

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