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RiffTrax: Fugitive Rage (2022)
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Fugitive Rage starts as any good family movie does: with the hero gunning someone down in cold blood. In this case it's a mafioso named The Gucci Goomba, who killed the hero's sister, presumably by just standing there as she ran into him at the start of World 1-1. Unfortunately, the Goomba survives, leaving our hero with no choice but to bravely break out of prison (by accepting a deal with the government that lets her go free). So there are no fugitives OR bikinis in Fugitive Rage, but it is spiritually full of both of them. Not to mention double crosses, barroom brawls, and, we can't emphasize this enough, a villain named The Gucci Goomba. Put on your best "Ross Hagen needs a paycheck" face and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Fugitive Rage.
Heavy Trip (2018)
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★ 7.7 90 ratings
裘索·拉提欧 / 尤加·维迪葛伦 actor: 托尔斯坦·比约克朗德 / 安蒂·希海基宁 …
other title: 重金属囧途 / Hevi reissu …
Turo is stuck in a small village and the best thing in his life is being the lead vocalist for the amateur metal band Impaled Rektum. He and his bandmates have practiced for 12 years without playing a single gig. The guys get a surprise visitor from Norway -- the promoter for a huge heavy metal music festival -- and decide it's now or never. They steal a van, a corpse, and even a new drummer to make their dreams a reality.
RiffTrax Presents: Children of the Bride (2022)
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The "Bride" that begat them all: Children Of The! Long divorced from her philandering husband, Margret Becker is about to remarry. Only problem is, the groom-to-be is barely older than her grown children - making them even more dysfunctional. It's another Becker trainwreck as all four kids land on Margret's doorstep for the nuptials with lots of baggage.
Rifftrax: Birdemic (2015)
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actor: Bill Corbett / Kevin Murphy …
Birdemic: Shock and Terror is the story of a software salesman who founds his own solar energy company after cashing in his stock options. Where it differs from the countless other Hollywood tales of software salesmen who found their own solar energy companies after cashing in stock options is that occasionally birds attack and kill people.
Skinford (2017)
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Nik Kacevski actor: 约书亚·布伦南 / 夏洛特·贝斯特 …
other title: 美女试爆场 / Skinford: Death Sentence …
It was supposed to be so simple. You do a job, you make the meet, you get paid. As an experienced flipper, Jimmy “Skinny” Skinford knows the protocol all too well. Having said that, being kidnapped and forced to dig your own grave will spanner the nicest of deals in the sharpest of ways. But his fortune turns when a push of his dead mans shovel unearths the opportunity of a life time; a woman, buried but still breathing, who just can’t seem to die. Her mysterious gift extends to others through touch and in her company Skinny launches head first into a scheme of unparalleled mayhem. Coming face to face with the most depraved deviates of the criminal underworld, Skinny will have to pay his dues in order to make the meet, get his payload and have his chance at immortality. But this gift horse comes with plans of her own, and dark consequences that threaten to sever Skinny’s world piece by piece.
Knight and Day (2010)
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★ 6.6 158 ratings
other title: 危情谍战 / 骑士出任务(台) …
A fugitive couple goes on a glamorous and sometimes deadly adventure where nothing and no one – even themselves – are what they seem. Amid shifting alliances and unexpected betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately hinging on the battle of truth vs. trust.
RiffTrax: Rapid Assault (2022)
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Can Decker and a dead scientist's daughter save the world? Will a submarine deploy nuclear weapons for no good reason? Will anyone notice the sealab sets look an awful lot like a factory from any other Fred Olen Ray action film? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Rapid Assault and find out!