本部动画片用简单的线条勾勒出了抽烟已久的西服男，想方设法戒烟的全过程。在25个充满讽刺跟夸张的情境中，西服男的种种行为看上去都那么愚蠢可笑，又那么不切实际。如果你想戒烟，那么就跟着西服男一起尝试吧：“雇人监管你”，“或者去掉过滤嘴”，再不然就“使用热追踪导弹”……导演向烟民们推荐了25种戒烟法则，25条“金玉良言”。这样，你就可以骄傲的说：“终于戒烟成功！现在我可以风和日丽自由呼吸了！”。
附赠：吸烟有害健康。

An animated look at the 11 essential steps to make the pilgrim's progess from finding a woman to making love to her. Along the way, our prototypical man gets advice about her eyes, her hair, her neck, her nostrils (and how they will flare as she becomes excited), the kiss, disrobing her (be subtle yet have authority), the hug, her nipples, and kinky accessories. At every turn, even as the exultant strains of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus signal that success is upon him, there are dangers and pitfalls. The journey requires steely resolve.

One of the wackier "How To" films ever made. This short shows all the violent and bizarre pitfalls of "sucking face". One of the most outrageous of Bill's shorts, this film uses his classic colored-pencil technique.
As a brave couple demonstrates, the narrator uses quotes, examples and advice to help us all reach the highest heights in the art of ki ssing.