2003 film directed by Rob Schmidt

Police sergeant Neil Howie is called to an island village in search of a missing girl whom the locals claim never existed. Stranger still, however, are the rituals that take place there.

Hoping to find a sense of connection to her late mother, Gorgeous takes a trip to the countryside to visit her aunt at their ancestral house. She invites her six friends, Prof, Melody, Mac, Fantasy, Kung Fu, and Sweet, to join her. The girls soon discover that there is more to the old house than meets the eye.

In the far future, a highly sexual woman is tasked with finding and stopping the evil Durand-Durand. Along the way she encounters various unusual people.

1968 film directed by George A. Romero

Sweethearts Brad and Janet, stuck with a flat tire during a storm, discover the eerie mansion of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a transvestite scientist. As their innocence is lost, Brad and Janet meet a houseful of wild characters, including a rocking biker and a creepy butler. Through elaborate dances and rock songs, Frank-N-Furter unveils his latest creation: a muscular man named 'Rocky'.

When a Sumatran rat-monkey bites Lionel Cosgrove's mother, she's transformed into a zombie and begins killing (and transforming) the entire town while Lionel races to keep things under control.

A newly dead New England couple seeks help from a deranged demon exorcist to scare an affluent New York family out of their home.

1985 film directed by Stuart Gordon

Five tales in the style of classic '50s horror comics, involving a murdered man emerging from the grave, a meteor's ooze that makes everything grow, a snack for a crated creature, a scheming husband, and a malevolent millionaire with an insect phobia.

After a family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life is turned upside down when her teenage daughter, Astrid, accidentally opens the portal to the Afterlife.

When Seth Brundle makes a huge scientific and technological breakthrough in teleportation, he decides to test it on himself. Unbeknownst to him, a common housefly manages to get inside the device and the two become one.

This horror comedy is at least as funny as "Scary Movie," and just as lacking in plot. Joe, a bar owner and part time psychotic killer, meets Kate, a manicurist and part time psychotic killer. They bond over their hatred of grapes (I am not making this up), and decide to marry, and keep their relationship from interfering with their respective murdering. The female lead, Kate, looks a lot like Molly Ringwald. Joe looks like me with a beard. There is a subplot involving a plumber who eats his victims who has a run in with Kate and Joe, but that really does not go anywhere. What can I write about a movie with that kind of plot? There are quite a few bloody murders and even more nude women, which is weird for a low budget film like this. There are too many scenes of rape, and the acting is less than stellar. The film quickly makes its point about love and marriage being hard, even when you are murderers, and then beats it to death for 88 minutes. The actors do have fun with the genre, however. There is a funny wedding scene that rips off "who's on first?" One scene has the actors talking when a boom mike bonks them in the head, they sweep it aside without a second glance. The writers play with tons of film making conventions to the point that you realize this is not going to be a Shakespearean, or even Adam Sandlerian, smart comedy. I just cannot believe how much I laughed through this. Joe and Kate would argue about where their relationship is going while disposing of bodies. The plumber/killer/cannibal is very good. The gore is cheap but good. I recommend this like I recommended "Scary Movie," with some reservations and a stern warning that this will probably not enrich your life in any way. Bon appetit! This is unrated but contains strong physical violence, gun violence, sexual violence, strong gore, profanity, strong female nudity, and strong sexual references.

A photographer's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways.