← Jupiter Ascending

a review of 木星上行

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Jupiter Ascending (2015)

action: 4.5/5 flight sequences: 5/5 acting: 2/5 writing: i dunno, like 3/5? bad guys: 4/5 dialogue: 2.5/5 chemistry: 3.5/5 way better than i expected. mostly pretty entertaining. but, surf the "differential equations" of gravity? what absolute nonsense. why are the main characters the worst actors in the whole thing? why is lana's hair still like that? what's the meaning of life? some things don't have easy answers.