a review of 武器
Movie · Review
Weapons (2025)"in the last days, god says, i will pour out my spirit on all people. your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams." - acts 2:17 imagine justin long being the muse you just MUST include in all your films. so peculiar. okay this was way more like bizarro than horror. why did zach-ey poo cast longlegs in this movie that isn't the movie longlegs? kinda a letdown camera wise and acting wise. i feel like the old lady was pretty good, but i can't really tell because she's basically just doing a bit. honestly weird enough to make it worth watching, but i very much don't get the hype. (why am i such an alien who can never understand popular human stuff? wah.) i think the writing was also not good, but at least it was weird and wacky and kept me being like "oh i wonder if anything is ever gonna make sense this is so weird and wacky". we never ever figure out whyyyyyy this all happened. the imagery and symbols used throughout the movie...i don't get. honestly the running is prob the freakiest and scariest feature. this is three.seven and barbarian is three.four, what is this opposite day? (neither was scary, but barbarian was HILARIOUS at times.) why was this so long?