a review of 新蝙蝠侠

batman is one of the most morally convoluted and boring concepts that we widely tolerate / celebrate in our society. this motherfucker is a trust fund billionaire / millionaire they want us to believe cares about people for some reason. this is not a thing billionaires do. that's how they got a billion dollars in the first place and also why they still have a billion dollars. they don't give a shit about anyone else. then he's like an anarchist, but also basically a cop? and he works with the cops...to fuck over "criminals"...some of whom are actual pieces of shit and some of whom are just like holding up a store or doing drugs or something. like some real eighties and nineties dare bullshit. batman as a concept also requires us to believe that these "criminals" (who are so so so bad, remember) are willing to stand around repeatedly getting their asses kicked by batman (i mean robert pattinson) in fist fights rather than just shooting his rich, dumb ass. kinda more down with riddler, who creatively offs weak, corrupt, piece of shit men. based. "batshit cop." hahahahahaha fucking nailed it. dnf. this is not a good story. if this didn't have the batman name behind it, people would be giving this like two stars. the story goes like this. batman gets outsmarted and then watches someone die while he solves an elementary school level riddle. wash, rinse, repeat.