a review of 指环王3：王者无敌

return of the nasty hot grunge king some notes: * liv tyler the hollywood infinite arrows cheat code is a. dope, b. a little distracting...I WANNA KNOW HOW ARCHERY REALLY WORKED * "we just passed into the realm of gondor" gandalf states casually like siri would say "welcome to oklahoma" * mustard the rohirrim * the "hobbits join the army" narrative is pretty silly * frodo gets stabbed way too many times * the way the armies are presented in this one is giving a weird white people (saviors, america) vs. the east (evil, africa, asia, middle east) vibe...the eagles (lol yes, fucking eagles) coming at the end really reinforces it * i am no man is cheesy girlboss feminism, we gotta stop getting fooled so easily * maybe it's just me, but the digital fx in this one seem way more...um...present * legolas and his elephant parkour has me destroyed * pillow fight scene at the end is blessed * liv tyler