a review of 唯爱永生

What in the absolute hell did I just watch? Vibe-coded vampiric Forrest Gump. I strangely kinda loved it while also laughing out loud at the hilariously bad writing and often quite bad acting and line delivery. On the flip side, as a vampire lover (I love all (all) bisexuals.) this waz kinda fun to see someone take a crack at like what if Adam and Eve (from the Bible I think) were vampires and were still together after all this time and were like pretentious MAHA hipster expats who have no friends and refuse to drink blood from strangers because it will poison them (all the way to death) and also have produced like tons of classic art over the millennia but had to have other people release it for them (including Shakespeare himself) because they don't like fame. The movie has to know it's hilariously weird and nonsensical right? Like they crammed like thirty different stories into one movie and then didn't tell any of the stories they just vibed.