a review of

Genie - Review

you know this is a Christmas movie bc

  1. a black man seemingly stole the ACTUAL MONA LISA and nothing happened after it was put back
  2. the mona lisa being stolen implies EVERYTHING in that place is stolen and yet there's not a peep of a sudden theft wave happening. 
  3. he told his wife he quit the job that pays for a condo in NEW YORK CITY and her reaction wasn't to rip his head off immediately, instead it was the HAPPY ending 🥹 i unironically love christmas movie logic.