Dimwitted Cuthbert Hope is enlisted in the army, and gets himself and his sergeant in constant trouble.

Mrs. Hardy throws Ollie and Stan out of the house. They try to impress two young ladies at a golf course and end up fighting with other golfers.

Stan is a sailor whose girl gets kidnapped by a rough sea captain. Stan dresses in drag and seduces the captain but the captain's wife catches him. Stan and his girl beat a hasty retreat as the captain's wife fires off a parting shot.

A con artist and a midget dressed as her infant son, are unmasked aboard a ship by a steward.

Stan and Ollie have set up their own electrical appliance store but, unfortunately for them, the grocery right next door is run by the man and wife whom they encountered in "Them Thar Hills" (1935). Stan and Ollie go and visit to offer the hand of friendship, but the grocer again becomes convinced that Ollie and his wife are fooling around.

An escaped convict is out to kill the judge who sentenced him. Two inept detectives are hired to guard the judge.