Bridget and Mary Jo riff a cheesy made for TV Christmas movie.

A 1946 feature about a high school student mistaken for a famous radio singer who goes missing

Enjoy mystery, mayhem, and mistaken identities with Bridget and Mary Jo in Strange Impersonation!

For decades, moviegoers have loved to watch people dance. But there was always an unanswered question lurking: was It, in fact, On? But finally, a movie slithered out of "This film was not screened for critics" slop heap and delivered an unambiguous, if confusingly punctuated proclamation: Dancin': It's On. Let's not bury the lede here: This is a Teen Dance Movie from the guy who directed Space Mutiny. Turns out choreography was his true passion, in the same way that "freezer-space optimization" was Jeffrey Dahmer's. But now that whole hula hoop dance sequence in Space Mutiny makes a lot more sense, right? It does not make it better, sexier, or less mortifying, but it at least makes more sense. Now, we could just hit you with a lot of "Grind Twerkhard!" jokes here, but we should probably tell you what the movie is about. Seen a Teen Dance Movie before? Well it's like that. But it's the Teen Dance Movie from the dumbest timeline in the teenverse. The cast mainly consists of a bunch of people from "So You Think You Can Dance?" who resoundingly answered that question with a shrug and half-hearted "Kinda?" There's also one of the martial arts guys who didn't do any martial arts in Santa's Summer House. And just in case you were concerned there wasn't a prominent mime, let us assure you: there is a prominent mime.

When last we left the titular Bride, she'd married a younger man and had just given birth to a new baby, adding to her family of grown children. In the third of the made-for-TV dramas, the family is planning the wedding of unlucky-in-love daughter Anne, while former nun daughter Mary is falling for a biker dude. All goes haywire when their long-gone deadbeat father shows up, and tries to woo Margaret back. But all's well that ends well - and it does end for somebody. Content warning: spontaneous "fun" dance sequence occurs.

Join Bill, Mike and Kevin in theaters nationwide for the perfect Halloween treat-a night with Rifftrax Live and Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes.

Fugitive Rage starts as any good family movie does: with the hero gunning someone down in cold blood. In this case it's a mafioso named The Gucci Goomba, who killed the hero's sister, presumably by just standing there as she ran into him at the start of World 1-1. Unfortunately, the Goomba survives, leaving our hero with no choice but to bravely break out of prison (by accepting a deal with the government that lets her go free). So there are no fugitives OR bikinis in Fugitive Rage, but it is spiritually full of both of them. Not to mention double crosses, barroom brawls, and, we can't emphasize this enough, a villain named The Gucci Goomba. Put on your best "Ross Hagen needs a paycheck" face and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Fugitive Rage.

The "Bride" that begat them all: Children Of The! Long divorced from her philandering husband, Margret Becker is about to remarry. Only problem is, the groom-to-be is barely older than her grown children - making them even more dysfunctional. It's another Becker trainwreck as all four kids land on Margret's doorstep for the nuptials with lots of baggage.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror is the story of a software salesman who founds his own solar energy company after cashing in his stock options. Where it differs from the countless other Hollywood tales of software salesmen who found their own solar energy companies after cashing in stock options is that occasionally birds attack and kill people.

Winterbeast is a real gem, in the RiffTrax sense of the word "gem."

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Retrievers. You'll never look at a paper bag full of apples the same way again.

Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the second (and presumably final) chapter in the Max Havoc saga: Max Havoc: Ring of Fire.

Can Decker and a dead scientist's daughter save the world? Will a submarine deploy nuclear weapons for no good reason? Will anyone notice the sealab sets look an awful lot like a factory from any other Fred Olen Ray action film? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Rapid Assault and find out!

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare's Jon Mikl Thor is undead, Canadian, and wearing a tanktop that's at least three sizes too small. When his baseball career ends in disturbing fashion (he's traded to the Marlins), he's forced to unleash a Zombie Nightmare. To be fair, most encounters with Zombies can be described as "Nightmares." What with the brain-eating and the rotting flesh and all. Where this one differs is that the zombie is the hero. Don't get us wrong, he still kills plenty of people in a variety of gruesome ways. But one of them deserved it. Also featuring the most culturally sensitive depiction of Voodoo since Shrunken Heads, and Adam West, who agreed to appear provided he never had to get out of his chair. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the "Eh of the Dead", Zombie Nightmare.

The RiffTrax crew go wild for this southern gothic tale of a former entertainer who put a hit on her lover and is now going mad as her past returns

If you put everything about the 80s in a blender, then somehow ran the resulting smoothie through a translator that only speaks languages from another dimension, what you’d wind up with still wouldn't be half as hilarious, weird, and oddly charming as Miami Connection. It's 1987, and the Biker Ninjas behind the Miami drug trade are finding themselves facing the newest heroes in town: the Taekwondo-loving rock band Dragon Sound! They'll focus all of their black belt skills, alongside performing their hit songs "Friends" and "Against the Ninja" at a popular Orlando night club - to end the threat of Ninja Biker violence once and for all!