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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
★ 8.3 (17 ratings) director: Matt Johnson actor: Matt Johnson / Jay McCarrol …
other title: 너바나 더 밴드 더 쇼 더 무비 / 尼瓦那乐队秀：电影版
When their plan to book a show at the Rivoli goes horribly wrong, Matt and Jay accidentally travel back to the year 2008.
March 24, 2026 watched
To any of the mother fuckers who say “they don’t make movies like this anymore” FUCK YOU - NO ONE WAS MAKING MOVIES LIKE THIS BEFORE
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Psych: The Movie (2017) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
Psych: The Movie
director: 史蒂夫·弗兰克斯 actor: 詹姆斯·罗德 / 杜勒·希尔 …
other title: 灵异妙探大电影 / 灵异妙探：电视电影 …
The ambitious friends come together during the holidays after a mystery assailant targets one of their own. A comedic thrill-ride follows, as the wild and unpredictable Psych team pursues the bad guys, justice … and, of course, food!
March 24, 2026 watched
Look I’m a big fan of the show - and if this was an episode of the show Id be chill - but it honestly feels like a bloated episode of the show.
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Promising Young Woman (2020)
Promising Young Woman
★ 7.7 (538 ratings) director: 埃默拉尔德·芬内尔 actor: 凯瑞·穆里根 / 博·伯翰 …
other title: 前程似锦的女孩 / 超犀女王(港) …
2020 film directed by Emerald Fennell
March 23, 2026 watched
Like if Gone Girl was woke
Edit: ending is WAY more controversial than I expected it to be. I thought it was really good because its fucking painful - it only fucking works because she got herself killed and found an ally in the lawyer.
FUCK
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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
★ 5.5 (80 ratings) director: 托尔·弗罗伊登塔尔 actor: 罗根·勒曼 / 亚历珊德拉·达达里奥 …
other title: 퍼시잭슨과 괴물의 바다 / パーシー・ジャクソンとオリンポスの神々：魔の海 …
In their quest to confront the ultimate evil, Percy and his friends battle swarms of mythical creatures to find the mythical Golden Fleece and to stop an ancient evil from rising.
March 23, 2026 watched
I don’t know the level to which it’s an unforced error but like - this movie did NOT need to blow its load and revive Kronos
Also its so smarmy and while often funny by the end it’s insufferable
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Lady Bird (2017)
Lady Bird
★ 7.6 (1431 ratings) director: 格蕾塔·葛韦格 actor: 西尔莎·罗南 / 劳里·梅特卡夫 …
other title: 伯德小姐 / 不得鳥小姐 …
Lady Bird McPherson, a strong willed, deeply opinionated, artistic 17 year old comes of age in Sacramento. Her relationship with her mother and her upbringing are questioned and tested as she plans to head off to college.
March 22, 2026 watched
jesus fucking christ
if that aint one of the most accurate depictions of being a teenager with a troubling relationship with your mom idk what is
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Mercy (2026)
Mercy
★ 6.5 (97 ratings) director: Timur Bekmambetov actor: Chris Pratt / Rebecca Ferguson …
other title: 极限审判 / 노 머시: 90분 …
In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has ninety minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced AI Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate.
March 18, 2026 watched
Who the fuck let andy dwyer make a movie?
This movie glazes the LAPD so hard and like - it’s not really critical of its dystopian set up. Was also just kinda boring.
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The VelociPastor (2019) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
The VelociPastor
director: Brendan Steere actor: Alyssa Kempinski / 许佳倩 …
other title: 快！神父 / 迅猛牧师 …
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
March 18, 2026 watched the editing and soundtrack were sick, the camera work was kind of ass
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F1 The Movie (2025)
F1: The Movie
★ 7.6 (523 ratings) director: 约瑟夫·科辛斯基 actor: 布拉德·皮特 / 达姆森·伊卓瑞斯 …
other title: F1 더 무비 / F1／エフワン …
Racing legend Sonny Hayes is coaxed out of retirement to lead a struggling Formula 1 team—and mentor a young hotshot driver—while chasing one more chance at glory.
March 15, 2026 watched
Peak blockbuster cinema. No idea why it got a best picture nom though
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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Mad Max: Fury Road
★ 8.6 (1616 ratings) director: 乔治·米勒 actor: 汤姆·哈迪 / 查理兹·塞隆 …
other title: 疯狂的麦克斯4：狂暴之路 / 末日先锋：战甲飞车(港) …
An apocalyptic story set in the furthest reaches of our planet, in a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, and most everyone is crazed fighting for the necessities of life. Within this world exist two rebels on the run who just might be able to restore order.
March 14, 2026 watched
Why did they name the movie after the blood bag?
Peak feminist cinema - peak action movie - absolutely crazy that its both of those.
You can tell the VFX is from 2015 sometimes
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Hamnet (2025)
Hamnet
★ 7.5 (214 ratings) director: 赵婷 actor: 保罗·麦斯卡 / 杰西·巴克利 …
other title: 哈姆奈特 / 哈姆尼特(港) …
After losing their son Hamnet to plague, Agnes and William Shakespeare grapple with grief in 16th-century England. A healer, Agnes must find strength to care for her surviving children while processing her devastating loss.
March 11, 2026 watched I might be too ADD for art and it’s not my vibe but like - this is obviously some of the best of what cinema has to offer. If the premise sounds remotely interesting to you - you’ll probably be moved by it (or have opinions beyond my comprehension)
I can see how this got the nominations it did. Really moving film.
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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
★ 8.2 (1206 ratings) director: 亚历杭德罗·冈萨雷斯·伊纳里图 actor: 迈克尔·基顿 / 爱德华·诺顿 …
other title: 鸟人 / 飞鸟侠(港) …
A fading actor best known for his portrayal of a popular superhero attempts to mount a comeback by appearing in a Broadway play. As opening night approaches, his attempts to become more altruistic, rebuild his career, and reconnect with friends and family prove more difficult than expected.
March 8, 2026 watched
why the fuck does this movie have the narrator from Disco Elysium
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Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda
★ 5.0 (31 ratings) director: 汤姆·戈米肯 actor: 保罗·路德 / 杰克·布莱克 …
other title: 아나콘다 / アナコンダ …
A group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.
March 7, 2026 watched
I loved the jokes, the characters, the themes, you know what I didn't love? The actual mother fucking anaconda! Had no weight - no sauce. Also that piss scene took way too long.
Peak 3 star movie. On the whole - better than the original
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Clue (1985)
Clue
★ 7.6 (77 ratings) director: Jonathan Lynn actor: Eileen Brennan / Tim Curry …
other title: 逐个捉 / 妙探寻凶 …
Clue finds six colorful dinner guests gathered at the mansion of their host, Mr. Boddy -- who turns up dead after his secret is exposed: He was blackmailing all of them. With the killer among them, the guests and Boddy's chatty butler must suss out the culprit before the body count rises.
March 7, 2026 watched
Deeply deeply absurd movie. They had so much fucking fun with it.
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Affeksjonsverdi (2025)
Affeksjonsverdi
★ 7.2 (166 ratings) director: 约阿希姆·提尔 actor: 雷娜特·赖因斯夫 / 艾丽·范宁 …
other title: Sentimental Value / 情感价值 …
Sisters Nora and Agnes reunite with their estranged father, the charismatic Gustav, a once-renowned director who offers stage actress Nora a role in what he hopes will be his comeback film. When Nora turns it down, she soon discovers he has given her part to an eager young Hollywood star. Suddenly, the two sisters must navigate their complicated relationship with their father — and deal with an American star dropped right into the middle of their complex family dynamics.
March 5, 2026 watched
That shot in the first scene of when the play starts fucks so hard. So many cool shots in this film. The story was pretty good too I guess.
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THE SECRET AGENT (2025)
O Agente Secreto
★ 7.8 (99 ratings) director: 小克莱伯·门多萨 actor: Wagner Moura / Udo Kier …
other title: L’Agent secret / O Agente Secreto …
In 1977 Recife, Marcelo, a technology expert in his early forties, returns in the midst of Carnaval to reunite with his son and plot a dangerous escape under the ever-watchful eyes of Brazil’s repressive military regime.
March 2, 2026 watched I liked the stop motion foot beating homosexuals. Capital A Art
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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Jupiter Ascending
★ 4.8 (264 ratings) director: 莉莉·沃卓斯基 / 拉娜·沃卓斯基 actor: 查宁·塔图姆 / 米拉·库尼斯 …
other title: 주피터 어센딩 / ジュピター …
In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…