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Venom (2018)

Knock knock, let the devil in! Could've made for a sick action-horror, with a broke (truly broke) Eddie Brock, and grit, and dirt, and blood, and piss, and shit, and shrieks of agony in the cold shadows, but Sony were too pussy. The thing's eating faces ffs. But at least we got the attitude. I had fun. Better than all the dumbass Avengers movies at least. Always wanna eat Venom's eyes because they look like egg whites. And I think I'm too old for Western action movie action scenes. I just get bored and my mind drifts away. I'll take a Chinese action film over this any day. Oh! Was funny seeing QQ in one of the scenes. That Tencent money is good. Almost gave it a 2.5, but the Eminem song pulled it out. I guess I'll have to watch the sequel too because of him at some point.