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“The Captain is compromised. He has the woke mind virus.”

“Mmmn, his vacation on Earth will not have helped.”

“We have this one chance to strike. A single photon torpedo will suffice to sterilize his unshielded shuttle”

“Firing nuclear weapons without a declaration of Condition Red by the Captain requires the logged assent of three other officers; are we prepared to go on record in this matter?”

“We are.”

“Very well, First Officer Riker, logging assent”

“Tactical officer Yar logging assent”

“Political officer Troi logging assent.”

“Mister Crusher, Fire”

“But–“

“I said FIRE”

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ABOUT THE ROLE: The Forward-Deployed Quality Engineer acts to ensure complete test coverage of the application by eliminating database entries that fall outside test coverage.

ABOUT YOU: You are comfortable working within our ISO9001c quality process, and have at least five years experience with precision telescopic-sighted long arms and a documented kill-rate exceeding 95%. In addition you have at least ten deletions with knife or garrote.

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A hood was removed. Strong light split the darkness. “Whuh, where am I?”

“You have no need to know. Do you deny that you are ShopperThey96?”

“Th—thats my BigRiver username, if that’s what you’re asking”

“Excellent. This will go better for you if you remain truthful”

“This is preposterous! Who are you people?”

“We are the Friends of Ea-Nasir. We—“

“Oh, no, please don’t kill me! I—“

“Despite the lies you may have seen on the tubes, we are not murderers.”

“What do you want with me?”

“You recently purchased a pair of Songheiner Earbuds, yes?”

“Y-yes.”

“And you left a one star review?”

“They died after a week!”

“You wore them in the shower?”

“I always do that”

“The manual warns against this”

“I didn’t know!”

“We know. Now you do. And now you have a choice!”

“Wh-what”

“You can spend the next month in the dark down here with the rats. or.”

“ooo-or?”

A phone was proferred. “Or you can correct your review”

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