A hood was removed. Strong light split the darkness. “Whuh, where am I?”
“You have no need to know. Do you deny that you are ShopperThey96?”
“Th—thats my BigRiver username, if that’s what you’re asking”
“Excellent. This will go better for you if you remain truthful”
“This is preposterous! Who are you people?”
“We are the Friends of Ea-Nasir. We—“
“Oh, no, please don’t kill me! I—“
“Despite the lies you may have seen on the tubes, we are not murderers.”
“What do you want with me?”
“You recently purchased a pair of Songheiner Earbuds, yes?”
“Y-yes.”
“And you left a one star review?”
“They died after a week!”
“You wore them in the shower?”
“I always do that”
“The manual warns against this”
“I didn’t know!”
“We know. Now you do. And now you have a choice!”
“Wh-what”
“You can spend the next month in the dark down here with the rats. or.”
“ooo-or?”
A phone was proferred. “Or you can correct your review”
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